![]() 01/23/2014 at 16:22 • Filed to: doug demuro, plays with cars, and himself, ferrari | ![]() | ![]() |
So I was keeping this idea for when I buy a red Ferrari for myself, but as that does not seem plausible within the next 6-12 months, I will allow you to use it.
You need to get a Personalized license plate that reads "FIREARI".
This will do one of two things, and since witchcraft may or not be involved, the outcome is unpredictable.
1: It will either work to ward off fire entities, thus insuring your Ferrari stay fire free,
2: It will result in instantaneous and complete combustion.
![]() 01/23/2014 at 23:52 |
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Hah! Sadly I always get the plates that support the college I went to, and in Georgia you're not allowed to personalize those.
![]() 01/24/2014 at 00:18 |
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YOU WENT TO COLLEGE???
That's too bad then, guess I will have to step up to the plate and buy some form of spontaneously combusting vehicle.